Healthcare reform passed just in time...

Because the following things could have qualified as pre-existing conditions for me.

(Part of The Year of the Blog project)
Mar 23 '10
My Friend Jake Most health insurance companies began denying individuals coverage if they realized someone was friends with Jake. I guess having TOO MUCH FUN is not a good thing! Also because we normally go get ice cream together. But thanks to Obama Jake is no longer a pre-existing condition! JAKE FOREVER! PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE!

My Friend Jake

Most health insurance companies began denying individuals coverage if they realized someone was friends with Jake. I guess having TOO MUCH FUN is not a good thing! Also because we normally go get ice cream together. But thanks to Obama Jake is no longer a pre-existing condition! JAKE FOREVER!

PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE!

Mar 23 '10
I used to live within 500 miles of Hanford Power Plant This is true.  I used to live in very remote proximity (about 400 miles) to Hanford… which is a toxic wasteland.  That being said I bet insurance companies could find someway to make this a pre-existing condition… toxic waste could do that.  Spiderman would never get insurance… UNTIL NOW! PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE! (By the way this was a screenshot from CNN.com.  I love them)

I used to live within 500 miles of Hanford Power Plant

This is true.  I used to live in very remote proximity (about 400 miles) to Hanford… which is a toxic wasteland.  That being said I bet insurance companies could find someway to make this a pre-existing condition… toxic waste could do that.  Spiderman would never get insurance… UNTIL NOW!

PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE!

(By the way this was a screenshot from CNN.com.  I love them)

Mar 23 '10
My Fashion Sense In 48 states wearing heavy red flannel shirts will show insurance companies that you should not qualify for healthcare.  Unfortunately I no longer live in Washington and have never lived in Alaska. PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE!

My Fashion Sense

In 48 states wearing heavy red flannel shirts will show insurance companies that you should not qualify for healthcare.  Unfortunately I no longer live in Washington and have never lived in Alaska.

PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE!

Mar 23 '10
These Elvis Costello Glasses Not only do these show that my eyesight is not good, but it also demonstrates my complete unironical desire to somehow fit into the it crowd, thus showing insurance companies that I am weak in both the eyes and the soul. PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE!

These Elvis Costello Glasses

Not only do these show that my eyesight is not good, but it also demonstrates my complete unironical desire to somehow fit into the it crowd, thus showing insurance companies that I am weak in both the eyes and the soul.

PRE-EXISTING CONDITION NO MORE! THANK YOU HEALTH CARE!